K . 23 . synesthete . agender . feline . tree hugger . hardcore cuddler . monarch of the meowtain .

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

I never want to lose this post.

(Source: mycroftly, via catsandclover)

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2 weeks ago

The origin of the Heimlich maneuver

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2 weeks ago

(via fyeddieizzard)

Pears can just fuck off too. ‘Cause they’re gorgeous little beasts, but they’re ripe for half an hour, and you’re never there. They’re like a rock or they’re mush. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. “I’ll just put these shelves up, mate, then you can have the pear.” … So you think, “I’ll take them home and they’ll ripen up.” But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, “No! No! Don’t ripen yet, don’t ripen yet. Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!”
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2 weeks ago

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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2 weeks ago
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